Practically every paragraph in the owner’s manual starts with the warning “… could result in death or serious injury.” Hmmm….
Bikes don’t have power steering. You can still control them when the engine dies.
And you don’t have to pull over to restart the bike when you run out of gas.
(but be careful reaching for the fuel supply valve – it gets hot down there)
You don’t have to use your right hand to shift. In fact, things work better if you leave your hands on the controls.
Bikes run better with oil.
Make sure your bike is level when checking the oil. Funny how the level fluctuates, based on the incline...
When people learn you’ve just bought your first bike, they will tell you EVERY motorcycle accident story they’ve EVER heard. Even when you ask them not to. Or start taking about something else. Or start walking away.
If you start to slide, don’t put your foot down.
It’s best to not start sliding in the first place.
Guys will make fun of a smaller bike until they see a girl get on it. And then it’s a great bike.
A girl on a bike is instantly desirable, no matter what she looks like.
Bike stunts are only cool if you can pull them off. Practice at home first.
Bike stunts are harder than they look. That's why they're cool.
Insurance is good to have, assuming it covers you while you're engaged in 'recreational activities'. You might want to check your policy...
Apparently etiquette is not a big concern among those who ride and maintain websites.
Searching the Internet for anything 'biker' related will net you lots of porn sites. I guess it's different, being a girl, in that I can see a naked woman any time I want (well, they frown on it at work (ok, some people frown on it)) but, really... Are guys THAT desperate? On second thought, don't answer that.
A man will always try showing off if there's a woman around, no matter how silly it makes him look.
It usually makes him look pretty silly.
Riding within your limits may get you there later. Riding outside your limits might not get you there at all.
Stories about being slow are funnier than stories about accidents.
Social event planning should be left to the women. Should the food not be started until 8PM and be burnt beyond recognition, men will still consider the evening a success as long everyone got drunk.
Men love red hair. Even fake red hair. To the point of being silly.
Professionals are called professionals for a reason.
Sending work emails from home, late at night makes you look very dedicated. Regardless of what you're actually doing...
Women in Texas have guns. It's a Texas thing. Don't be surprised if you come across a lady Texan with a gun.
Little kids will climb over the back seat to watch someone riding a motorcycle. If they could still get over the seat, grown men would probably do it to see a woman on a motorcycle.
Warm standing still is not warm at 70mph.
The following is a list of search strings people used to find my site. I wonder how disappointed they are when they get here?
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- blank and white oh my goddess pics (I just don't wanna know...)
- porn pic free israel
- damn biker
leather pants shrine
honest to god free nude pics
naked goddesses
women pictures biker
naked chick with american flag pics (well, at least he's patriotic)
free nude spring broke pic (eh?)
illegal biker (must be the cops looking for someone)
leg shrine
1970's yamaha mopeds (what? how does that even come close?)
rain shrine pics (I'm tempted to look this one up, too)
ex-wife pics (why would you want to see pics of the ex? didn't you get divorced for a reason?)
wilson and leather and clothing and house (someone who doesn't understand search engines...)
14 year old goddess is hitting on me (what on earth did they hope to find on the Internet?)
biker_shit@yahoo.com
how to know when you're too old to be a biker chick! (was this a hint?)
me mine our pic her (how to find websites with very common words?)
pictures of wife on gsxr750 (Dude, search engines look for keywords. They have no idea who your wife is..)
where did the name mercedes come from (http://www.mercedes-benz.com/com/e/home/heritage/index.html. Took me all of 25 seconds to find that. (The designer's daughter's name, which means "grace" in Spanish.) It's not like every corporation has a history page on their website or anything)
www.bikergoddess.com (You Googled the URL? too much to just type it in?)
dangerous situations in my live (eh, ask your parents, not the Internet)
french eating surrender monkeys (close....)
loin or mutual or veto or haines or seasonings (what the hell?)
sites where you hollar if you hear me (I really wish I could explain this one, as well...)
verizon.net cindy saab (someone's looking for someone....)
bob webster dallas 1996 (somebody else looking for someone. Gotta wonder why they thought they'd find Bob here, though)
chocolate fountain dallas (sorry, can't help here, but I know of one in Shreveport =D)
my wife homemade pictures (and you lost them?)
smallest 40 caliber (so I'm not a gun expert, but aren't all 40 caliber rounds .... 40 caliber?)
find dixie nissian in birmingham alabama (again, that's not how search engines work)
freakin leather motorcycle
google seach for girls (*shakes head and sighs*)
ruger .22 hand gun for sale without a licence (Law Enforcement personnel please see me for the IP Address)
buell blast sucks (and you probably like the French, too. Get out and don't come back.)
men who get hair done and then jump on back of motorcycle stori
wormed or dispositions or mirror or backtracking or untoward
gun danger (Yeah, the danger would be not having one. Tell Sarah I said hi, ya freak)
bitch to submit to grayslake
The guy in Israel should know by now that there aren't porn pics on this site....
When driving, giving that "I'm sorry, my fault, I'm an idiot" wave doesn't absolve your crappy driving habits. Learn to drive or take the bus.
No, I don't know what you meant to say. That's why there are spelling and grammatical rules.
Aspirin crushed and mixed with shampoo works as well as commercial dandruff shampoos and is way cheaper.
Anything the government is responsible for is bloated, inefficient, expensive, and most times stupid.
